"What? A blog about a guy who got bit by a werewolf? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard." Williamsburg Hipster video clerk gets bitten by Werewolf. Blogs. more inside

The top 40 Bands in America Today, according to a panel of bloggers, journalists, and industryfolk. more inside

Campaign Songs, from The Integral. 2004. The world's sole superpower holds an election to decide the fate of the planet. Two men, both Yale-educated, are facing off in one of the most contentious campaigns in their nation's history. And an influential Congressional staffer releases an album called simply Campaign Songs under the pseudonym "the integral" to protect his identity. Tippecanoe and Cheney too. more inside

The NY Post has the Scoop! Best. Fark. Photoshop Contest. Ever.

Parkspliced. From the People who brought you the magnificent London Booted (Previously on Mofi here.), a track by track of Blur's Brit-pop masterpiece, Parklife. Complete with a bonus disc of mashes of all of the albums B-Sides. There is some fantastic stuff here. Download and play loud. And DONATE.

F IREWORKS!! Happy 4th of July Monkeys!

Why Baltimore House Music is the new Dylan.

The 365 Days Project is back online. Over the course of 2003, every day, the 365 Days project highlighted a weird, oddball mp3. At the end of the project, they all sadly vanished. But now, they are returned to the Internet again, and all is right with the world. more inside

Why Freeganism?

Slice is easily the net's best blog about Pizza. Not just Pizza mind you, but New York Pizza. Especially "real" New York Pizza, of the coal fired oven, thin crust, fresh mozzarel variety. And they've just announced the best reason to own an Ipod since 40 gigs of empeethreeez. more inside

Lollapalooza cancelled. Excuse me while I go over here and cry. That was probably like my only chance ever to see the pixies.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww..... Menlo Park Elementary School kids perform the Polyphonic Spree's Light and Day. 35 Meg Quicktime Link - it's worth it.

Pitchformula. more inside

Underneath Their Robes. Federal Judges get the gossip blog treatment. Via Vidiot

The International Necronautical Society “We, the First Committee of the International Necronautical Society, declare the following:- 1.That death is a type of space, which we intend to map, enter, colonise and, eventually, inhabit. more inside

Use a Condom. Because Children are Terrible Creatures. (MPG Link, 1.7 MB)

The International Jewish Conspiracy.

Franz Ferdinands fans are a bunch of f*cking idiots. NME Readers and Franz Ferdinand fans submit interview questions. Hilarity ensues:"Do you like tractors and other farming things?"

The South Shall Rise Again! Looks like the other side of the fanatical base of the Republican Party has finally caught on to what the Free Stater's have been planning for a few years now.

Spanky the Clown arrested on child pornography charges. There are just... no words. I am beside myself laughing at the headline alone. Just... no words. One would think his choice of clown name would have raised flags.